just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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