question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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