Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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