Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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