if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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