Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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