I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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