There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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