I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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