did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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