do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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