If i could tip my vagina, i would.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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