i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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