I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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