I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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