you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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