he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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