Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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