My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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