I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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