just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
