so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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