I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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