Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
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