I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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