And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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