this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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