its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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