Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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