I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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