My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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