at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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