If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
ttyl tear gas
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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