youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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