My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
