I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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