Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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