it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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