its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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