Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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