I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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