Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
