i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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