Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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