I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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