And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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