Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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