I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am available for nakedness
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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