We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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