so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
There r osticjed everywhere
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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