My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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