The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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