So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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