he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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