Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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